As the Dr. Phil of  female anatomy etiquette, also known as the Nipple Whisperer.  Since Oprah refuses to acknowledge my dominance, I have written a book, "Your Vagina is not just Mr. Sphincter's next door neighbor."  This is an excerpt from Chapter seven ( Ninja slipper or Panty hamster?)

It is not carelessness, but guile, that caused this this young lady to expose her nether region to the world.  My women think this is fine bait to attract new sexual partners with.  They are wrong, and here's why.

1. Too much information
2. Pudenda open to criticism
3. Easy target for Black Flies (ouch)

A preferred approach may be viewed by rolling the cursor over her derrière.  See what I mean?

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