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Monday, January 02, 2006

The official tabloid of the Party of Hate & Treason shows that it can also compete with the most vulgar bloggers [ahem].

These are cruel times for vaginas. Lately, as if I don't have enough to worry about, with the deadline on various unkept 2005 resolutions fast upon me, I have begun obsessing about various aspects of my genital appearance. Take my labia minora, for instance. Tucked away as those intimate folds of flesh are - hidden in the underbrush, you might say - I have never given them much thought, except as they relate to experiences of sensual pleasure. Ditto my labia majora, which dutifully served their purpose in guarding the entryway to what the Victorians would have quaintly referred to as my maidenhead. As for the much vaunted hymen (named for the Greek god of marriage), mine remained intact longer than most thanks to my slow-blooming erotic life, until such time as a boyfriend's patient late-night exertions finally parted me from it at the age of 25. Needless to say, its absence - much less the idea that I might be harboring a deep sense of nostalgia for this tiny piece of overinvested membrane, might indeed be secretly yearning to reclaim it - hasn't so much as crossed my mind in the intervening years. ["Our Vaginas, Ourselves, " continued.]

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"I did not vote for Obama but he is remarkable. In less than three weeks in office he has collected more than $150,000 in back taxes."
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A column about vaginas written by Daphne Merkin!!?? C'mon. Is she proud to be a merkin, I wonder?

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He beat me to it. And I thought I was the only one who knew the definition of "merkin".


At your link, Cecil said: "Once the merkin is in place, it should be appropriately lubricated using light sewing machine oil, petroleum jelly, #2 fuel oil, or I Can't Believe It's Not Butter when on sale at Safeway. Do not use so much lubricant that it dribbles in the street. Merkin should not 'squish' when in use.

LMAO! Cecil must be your cousin.

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from wikipedia; (merkin), President Merkin Muffley in Stanley Kubrick's black comedy Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb is satirically named after this object.

Regarding her vagina, labia, and "maidenhead"...WHO CARES?

'All the News(?) That's Fit to Print'? Is this really something you want to read about in the paper, or is this more suited to sweaty-palmed rack reading at the local porn shop?

Actually, this seems a bit self-defeating. Circulation and growth depends on new readers. No right-minded parent is going to allow their children to read this, so no new readers. NYT dies, we all win! Yay!

Rodger, I swear you are show prep sometimes for Rush. He just lampooned this same article and also the author's name.

How do you do it?

I may in fact be Rush ... mightn't I?

My hubby is absolutely convinced he is...

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