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Friday, November 25, 2005

The "Real" Poop on Aliens
"Canada’s Defence Minister from 1963-67 publicly states: "UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head." -- Former Canadian Minister Of Defence Asks Canadian Parliament Asked To Hold Hearings On Relations With Alien "Et" Civilizations"
Duh.  I figured that out several months ago.  Not because I was convinced by a lot of grainy video, all shot by people who live in trailer parks, but because it makes too much sense not to be true.  Think about it .. all the stories about abductions, where aliens are probing around in people's anuses (ani ?).  When did this all begin?  That's right.  We know, because in 1947  a saucer pilot was SWI (Saucering While Intoxicated) and crashed in a New Mexico field.   I have a cousin, who was an Air Force nurse, and he knows for a fact that the surviving Oomling on the Roswell craft (the pilot's name in Oomarian, where they came from, was  Claude) was stinking drunk. What, you think the first saucer to invade our airspace crashed?  Nuh-uh.  They been  flying and abducting since 1945.

Figure it out. 
  • Oomarians begin overflights in the Southwest United States around 1945
  • People abducted
  • Assholes fiddled with
  • Poop DNA used to clone Oomarian minions to infiltrate us. 
  • Bill Clinton Born 1946
That's right, an Ozark goober out of nowhere, with the morals of a piece of shit, is elected president despite a  trail of crime  stretching back to band camp.  Soon, his party  becomes an exact clone of him. There are now in the neighborhood of 28 million of these little shit balls, poised to fuck up the United States and deliver it Oomarian overlords. 

I am not making this up. How do we stop them?  I can't answer that, but I do know they need  the "juice" produced by a weekly high colonic to survive.  Let's come up with a plan.
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"I did not vote for Obama but he is remarkable. In less than three weeks in office he has collected more than $150,000 in back taxes."
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Now don't be too hard on our former defence minister. He's a socialist (that's PC for extreeeemly stooopid), it's damn cold up here and we have better beer than you damyankees.

Can't blame a man for a minor verbal meltdown after having drink taken.

UFOs? Tchah, that's nothing, I once had sex with Ms. Jolie. Buy me a beer and I'll describe it.

Hell, I'll buy you a six-pack! Not to hear about your tryst Ms. Jolie (who of us haven't?), but to remind me what she has tattooed on her urethea? I forgot, and it's driving me crazy. Say, you didn't happen to find some Porshe keys in there, did you?

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