I bet when you take your daily walk, whether out in the burbs, or in the city, you came across piles of dog crap.  Right?

 We've had enough finger pointing, and blame gaming,  to last a lifetime, so I don't care whose dog did what, or which owner didn't pick up.  It's time to start thinking positive in the country again, and this is how I do it.

 I print out a sheet of these Jim Dandy little epithets, cut them out, then Elmer glue them onto wood meat skewers I buy at the Giant, and cut up.  You can use anything.  With a pocket full of these things I actually have fun, looking for poop mountains I can claim in the name of  the Massachusetts Turd.   Just think --  if 10,000,  hell ... 10 million people were doing this every day?  Barren city scapes would have delightful patches of color everywhere, empty trails would look like Dutch tulip gardens.  Don't you just love it?  You can use this as a template, or type and print your own.  Here's the specs below, or do your own.