Today's LOL

"I think this certainly is one of the biggest stories of our age. If the guy closest to the President has potentially committed a felony ... The President said, 'If anyone is involved in this in my administration, they're going to get fired.' ... that's a f-ing big story." No, that's not Brent  Bozell talking about DOD's Kenneth Bacon's felonious leaking of  information from Linda Tripp's personnel  file [ payback for her role in exposing his boss' perjury].  And, even though that boss, Bill Clinton, famously promised that "If I catch anyone using the State Department like that when I'm President, I'll fire them the next day," Bacon was not punished.   Nuh-uh, the scandalized loggerheaded maggot-pie doing the caterwauling  is Vanity Fair's Michael Wolff,  referring to the manufactured Valerie Plame brouhaha.  "Biggest stories of our age?"  Did I mention that liberals are acting like mad dogs?  I did?  Good, because they really are insane. The end is near for them.