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Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Today's lesson
No, I haven't finished the bathroom yet.  Instead I'm doing the new hall tile to replace the slate tile that Mother Superior hates now.  So, I'm rolling right along, doing a wonderful job, when she comes home and says , "Oh doesn't that look good.  Did you move them around so they have a good bond?"  Of course the fuck I did, but what do I do?  That's right, I take my foot and squish a few tiles to show her.  This morning I look and see that in doing the squishing, some tiles got unaligned.  JHC!  Here's my dilemma.  Do I chisel out these 3-4 tiles and do them over?  I'm still deciding.  I don't think anyone will notice if I don't.  Anyway, here's the lesson.  Never ever let your wife see what you're doing, until it's over.  I'm serious.
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Never ever let your wife see what you're doing, until it's over.

Phew! That's an understatement.

But I guess we must learn the hard way, because nowhere is it written in the manual.

I can't tell the size. I'd say if they're 4" tiles, then yes. If they're the larger slate tiles, hell no. After all, isn't that the area where you're going to put your bathroom mat?

You chisel them out.
I'm serious.
Airman 1st Class Vanessa Dobos

Small imperfections give your floor a handcrafted look. And everyone knows that handcrafted is much more expensive than machine-made perfect.

If you leave the tiles in place, you will impress your friends on the amount of money you put into the bathroom floor.

Vanessa, if you can prove that you are Vanessa, I'll chisel them out on your say-so!

Rodger, won't make any difference, you're fucked!

Dammit Rodger, you were spozed ta use those little tile spacer thingies before you squish! WTF?!?!
I think a little PhotoShop editing will fix you right up;)
If that doesn't work, I suggest getting a wet saw, adjust for the proper depth, shave the tile's edge to achieve the proper gappage and redo the grout. I've done it on my bathroom floor and it works damned well. Don't fuck around with chiseling, you'll end up hurting yourself. BTW, it's also a wise idea to avoid operating power tools while under the influence of Scotch and Prozak. Carry on...

Dude, suck it up and do the redux. If'n you don't, you'll be pissed everytime you walk over it and look down.
Just imagine how tickled she'll be with you. No telling what kind of reward you'll get...

By gar MoFux! I think you have it.


Bust 'em out & replace. That way, it won't be used against you for the rest of your life.


They gotta go. Stuff like that will drive you crazy every time you walk by.

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