" I don't think I've ever met a Liberal whom I didn't like on a personal basis. That said, if your goal is to change minds and influence people, it's probably not a good idea to begin by asserting that virtually all elected Democrats are liars. But what the hell."

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Thursday, April 28, 2005

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all! 2. Yelling at me for barking  ... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG! 3. Taking me for walks, then not letting me check stuff  out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves  bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. The slight of hand, fake  fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo  -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for  the "big snip", then acting surprised  when  I freak out every time we go back! 8. Getting upset when I  sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I  haven't quite mastered that handshake thing  yet. 9. Dog  sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur? 10. How you act disgusted  when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth,  you're just jealous

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Comments: "I did not vote for Obama but he is remarkable. In less than three weeks in office he has collected more than $150,000 in back taxes." Gayle Miller Wow, excellent. (or should I say Bow Wow) You are on a roll today Roger. What ever you are taking-keep taking it. # posted by  Jake : 4/28/2005 09:30:00 PM   ~ Post a Comment

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