I have received a few letters from recently bachelorized victims of cheating wives, what got everything anyway, that say pretty much this.

"Rodge, I subscribe to your Cuisinart George Foreman Griddler Panini Press newsletter, and I must say that I'm impressed.  As a recently divorced lesbian woman, I was left to live in a YWCA  room, and this deal looks like maybe it ought to be my one extravagance.  Before I spring though, can I use it to iron my clothes as well?

"Call me, Dumstered in Seattle"

That's a doggone good question Dumpstered.  The answer is yes, I use it every day to put a crease in my socks and Levis (and my underpants too, but I don't want you to see the holes in them).  I also use it (using the grooved  grill heating plates) to put a military crease in my shirts.  Yes, the Cuisinart George Foreman Griddler Panini Press is the handiest utility tool to come along since the wife.  Er, sorry.