I'm pretty up front about my firmly held belief that congressional Democrats are a deadly national cancer, and should be treated as such.  There is no invasive surgical treatment that I would not sign a consent form for.  Yeah yeah yeah, I hear you, "but Rodge, how are you any different than those fucking lunatics on the left?"  Short answer: 

1. I know the capital of Montana without looking it up
2. I'm not a communist, or sympathetic to the goals of communism
3. I have read the constitution, and many of the philosophical commentaries that influenced that document.
4. I haven't had acne for at least 80 years.
5. I know that Bill Clinton was not impeached for having oral sex with Monica Lewinsky.
6. I know that  there are 50 states; that Mexico is to our South, and Canada is to our North.
7. I do not trust government any more than  folks like Thomas Jefferson advised me to.  That is, barely.
   
8. I would consider the possibility that Hillary Clinton has had sex with goats,

There is not a single lefty who can truthfully  make the same claims. So, what is the most recent scandal that causes me to expose my soul like this?  There are two things.

1. There is a 99.9 % certainty that Washington state's presumptive governor elect (after as many recounts as it took to find the necessary votes) has defrauded the voters in her state, and allowed those working on her behalf  to attempt a coup d'etat.  Democrats are mostly in celebration mode over her apparent success.
   
2. At the same time, Barbara Boxer in the Senate, and the idiots who make up the Congressional Black Clown Caucus  in the House, will today sign a letter of complaint claiming that the 2004 presidential electoral vote, which was recently certified by the Electoral College, should not be given final certification by the House and Senate. John Kerry has evidently encouraged the loony left via e-mail to call congressional offices and voice their support. 
   

Since there is zero substance to their complaint, and zero chance for success, why bother?  Simple, to cast doubt about Bush's presidency among ignorant (of facts) Americans, and people worldwide who have no understanding of the situation, and of our democracy. It plays perfectly into the hands of our sworn enemies, and could actually lead to the death of Americans.  The only solution that comes to mind is to make me King  for just one week.  History will portray me as Rodger the Compassionate, because I shall only have executed 600,764 deserving people before returning the government back to the people, and going fishing in Alaska. It's your choice.  King Rodger the Compassionate, or Filthy Democrat Revolutionaries?