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Saturday, December 10, 2005


Today's Dear Santa letter generator
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Dear Santa,

 
I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Jack's Office party. It was Banning who spiked the punch with too much Manhattan. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like butter and garlic.

I thought it was funny when I put Merrily's underpants on my head and danced the Fox Trot on the Lazy Boy while singing `Rama Lama Ding Dong'. I didn't mean to break Jack's computer and don't know why Jack would accuse me of rape.

I don't remember calling Banning's wife a bodacious cow---even though she looked like one with midnight blue eye shadow and puce lipstick!

And when I threw up on Barbara's husband's naval, it was only because I ate too much of that taco.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Plymouth Valient through my neighbor's den. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a freaking Wheaten Terrier and have me arrested for assault!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all niggardly and nice. And I'm really not to blame for any of this handsome stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and aggressively yours,
Rodger (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 28 bucks!

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