Curmudgeonly & Skeptical

“Suicidal glory is the luxury of the irresponsible.
We're not giving up. We're waiting for a better opportunity to win.”

" I don't think I've ever met a Liberal whom I didn't like on a personal basis. That said, if your goal is to change minds and influence people, it's probably not a good idea to begin by asserting that virtually all elected Democrats are liars. But what the hell."



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Saturday, December 03, 2005

Just heard these. Made me laugh.

I live in LA, and I'm tooling down the freeway doing about 90 mph. Why? Because I've got shit to do. So I'm tooling along, and right beside me is this white chick, and she's doing 90 too. I look at her, and you know what she does? She locked her door. We're doing 90, and she locked her fucking door! - David Tyree
	So we're driving along and this uptight chick launches on those blow up sex dolls. Why would any man ever want to fuck one of those things? I just don't get it. It's a plastic balloon for chrissake. I'm serious Jake, why do men fuck a plastic doll? I told her, it usually isn't Plan A. -- Jake Johannsen