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Our Position on Obama's Election
The person you call President Obama ... ."

Tuesday, December 13, 2005


The big question is... how come I'm the poor one?

Scene:  CBS Headquarters, Rockefeller Center
CBS Exec #1 Jayzus Bob, we're getting clobbered here in the news division.  Look the fuck at this -- reruns of Pinky Lee on the Retro Channel beat us ...
CBS Exec #2 That goddamn Rather-Mapes fiasco just killed us.  We need some credibility  ...
CBS Exec #1 We have plenty of credibility with people with brains, it's the right wing Jesus crowd that's tuning out  ...  What does  the replacement guy, what's his name think?
CBS Exec #2 Bob Schieffer?
CBS Exec #1 Yeah, that guy.  What's  Schieffer's gut?  He's tuned to the hayseeds.
CBS Exec #2 Oh, Bob's big on Couric.  He just told the PhilEnquirer, that Kate's "a big-time journalist. I’m hoping we can get her.”
CBS Exec #1 Sumbutch!  He's right.  She’s a great interviewer, people know who she is, and she has enormous credibility. People believe her. They take her seriously. She would make us a better news department.
[Knock Knock]
secretary enters ..
Excuse me Mr. Smith, but the nurse is here for your noon hour high colonic.
CBS Exec #1 Thanks Trudy.  Bob,  I  gotta run here, but dammit, I think we've found the answer.  I'm sure even the Right Wingers love Couric, let's toss it to the big man.  Don't forget my Holiday party this weekend, you are coming, right.
CBS Exec #2 Be There! And , Phil ... We're back baby, we're back!!
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Comments:

"I did not vote for Obama but he is remarkable. In less than three weeks in office he has collected more than $150,000 in back taxes."
Gayle Miller
Damn! I'd forgotten completely about Pinky Lee. I used to love watching him when his pink was just a lighter shade of grey...
 
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Yeah, Yeah, that's the ticket. The bitch will take the 20mil and them down the tubers!
 
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