" I don't think I've ever met a Liberal whom I didn't like on a personal basis. That said, if your goal is to change minds and influence people, it's probably not a good idea to begin by asserting that virtually all elected Democrats are liars. But what the hell."

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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Top Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2005 Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate which one can die. Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich! Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach them to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky..... not really good for anything, but   you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. This email was cleaned by emailStripper, available for free from http://www.papercut.biz/emailStripper.htm (A very handy utility) Thanks to Mother Superior

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Comments: "I did not vote for Obama but he is remarkable. In less than three weeks in office he has collected more than $150,000 in back taxes." Gayle Miller Where to begin? From the photo on down! And, yes, although #1 is truest, #2 is the funniest to me. Thanks for Fun Tuesday, 'life's been way too serious of late. :) joyce # posted by  Anonymous : 10/11/2005 10:46:00 AM   ~ Pretty Funny, I linked it. # posted by  Retired Geezer : 10/12/2005 09:54:00 PM   ~ Post a Comment

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