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Monday, October 03, 2005

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If you subtaract 13 from that number, you have the number of nincompooperies listed below.
  1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is>punishable by death. Like THAT makes sense.)
  2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the   examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Do they look different reversed?)
  3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. A brick??)
  4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. Much worse than "going blind!")
  5. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
  6. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to   marry.
  7. Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
  8. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. Ah! Justice!)
  9. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only in tropical fish stores. But of course!)
  10. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. 
    (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
  11. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. ( I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
  12. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
  13. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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Politicians complained in Sweden last year:

"Abuse of animals is a growing problem that may be linked to the enormous exposure of animal porn on the Internet",

This is outsourcing at its worst. Tens of thousands of Swedish and Norwegian women are being put out of work by naked animals.

I don't know about the rest of these, but the Guam stuff is wa...ay off. My dad used to live there. They're American Catholics, and since it's not a state, I think they don't even have the kind of wacky laws there that we have here.

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