True story:

Every body knows that men have to read something while they are sitting on a toilet. Even if it is only a label on a shampoo bottle.

Now we have proof that reading is required because of our genetic makeup. A friend was trying to toilet train his boy without success. The boy would not sit on toilet for more than a few seconds. The father finally gave the boy a book while he was sitting on the toilet. The boy was toilet trained from that point forward.
 

That's what works for me ..
 

Reading material served a dual purpose here. When done, the pages came in handy. So, do you wipe with the remote control?