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Friday, September 23, 2005


I laughed at this with Teddy Roosevelt

Sam had been in business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress.

He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there. "Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road... Having a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About 5:00..."

"Great," says Sam, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.

As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you... There's gonna be some drinkin'."

"Not a problem," says Sam. "After 25 years in business, I can drink with the best of em."

Again, as he starts to leave, Lars stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."

Sam says, "Well, I get along with people, I'll be alright. I'll be there. Thanks again."

Once again Lars turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."

"Now that's really not a problem," says Sam, laughing. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I bring?"

Lars stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us."
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"I did not vote for Obama but he is remarkable. In less than three weeks in office he has collected more than $150,000 in back taxes."
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It's funny how some things stick in your mind that others apparently forget. I first heard that story walking to work with Teddy R. on a hot summer day in DC. He told the joke and then roared with laughter at his own punch line. It's called a punch line because he punched me on the upper arm as he finished the joke and damn near knocked me down.

It hurt so *&^%$%^ bad for so many *^%*&^ing days that I never forgot that classic joke and still get rib-splitting laughs out of people when I tell it. Did you know that TR was a champion boxer? I guess that's why he could hit so hard.

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