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Thursday, July 07, 2005


Avert Tragedy
Dear Rodge:

I hope you will pass this on and save others some grief.  My California community has a neighborhood watch where residents take turns driving around at night looking for intruders.  Since we have a midnight curfew, anybody except us volunteers is not supposed to be there.  The deal is, if you see someone, and yell the challenge, he has to respond by flashing his flashlight three times.  So when I challenged this guy and all he did was light up a cigarette (which is outlawed), I  knew it was al-Qaeda and shot him eighteen times with my Mauser.  Oh boy.  It was Freddie Schmukelbauer.  That pissy little Maglite he was using looked like a match, so my mistake (the sheriff didn't charge me). Anyway, that's why I'm asking you to tell people about the Industrial Tools 10 Million candlelight power torch.  Ain't no mistaking that sumbitch for a match. 

You [sic] friend Leon from Yorba Linda. ( I was the one what sent you the picture of Anna Cornakova(?) with her boob showing. Remember? )



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"I did not vote for Obama but he is remarkable. In less than three weeks in office he has collected more than $150,000 in back taxes."
Gayle Miller
Hey, wheres the boob pic?
 
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Which one? I've gotten about 600 over the years.
 
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Start posting, Rodge. Terpsboy bandwidth blowout. I'll send you $2.00 via PayPal.
 
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Man, that fucking light can probably vaporize people....Cooooool..
 
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Yeah, I have one. Pretty damn bright. Basically a KC DayLiter hooked to a motorcycle battery.
 
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I can't be associated with bare bosoms, but Bonzo has something better, and very tasteful. I want $10.
 
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