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Sunday, June 12, 2005

Kimmy, check your messages

UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF STATE
SECRET CABLEGRAM
EYES ONLY

To: All Embassy Personnel
From: Sec State
Subject: NorK Infiltration
DATE: 12 JUNE 05

After years of trying one of our top agents has infiltrated the North Korean government to the highest level.STOP

Please be aware and monitor all traffic that includes his codename "Professor Hell Boy From Seattle" STOP

It is vital that he complete his mission to assassinate The Glorious Father-Leader STOP

If I'm running the State Department, this cablegram gets coded into something no more difficult to crack than pig latin, and sent to every embassy we have. It'll save us a lot of court time with this MoFo, Donald Hellmann.