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Sunday, June 19, 2005


Dating Games
I just heard a comedian named Corey Holcomb on XM radio, and he cracked me up. The problem with that is we have company over right now, and I listen to XM with these little earphones on, so when I start giggling all they hear is my noises. See what I mean? Anyway, this is what got me going, if I can remember it correctly.

Guys today have an average of five women in their lives, and all of them think they're number one. Ladies, you need to know which one you are, so you can see where you fit in.
Girlfriend #1 - The one you actually love
This is your main squeeze, and the one you'd like to actually stay with. Yeah, she gets in your face a lot, but you have to remember, it is her house.
Girlfriend #2 - The really cute one
She thinks that because she is so damn cute that she is number one. But remember, all you got on him is his cell phone number. He changes that, and poof!
Girlfriend #3 - Been around for years
You been on again-off again with her for years. She's someone you can really feel comfortable with, there's just something wrong with her. Maybe the chin hair.
Girlfriend #4 - Usually fat with good credit
She'll co-sign for any damn thing.
Girlfriend #5 - Your Booty-Girl
She thinks she's number one because you left some tennis shoes at her house once. You can call her at 2 AM and say "Hey, whazzup! You weren't sleeping were you? You were? Well, put your kid on the couch 'cause I'm coming over." And she will.
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