U.K. Couple Marks 80th Wedding Anniversary

LONDON - A British husband and wife revealed the secrets of the longest marriage of any living couple on Wednesday as they celebrated their 80th wedding anniversary — don't sleep on an argument, always share a kiss and hold hands before going to bed.

Percy Arrowsmith, 105, and his 100-year-old wife Florence, were married on June 1, 1925, after meeting at their local church in Hereford, western England, where he sang in the choir and she was a Sunday school teacher.

"We still like sexual fantasies," Florence stated, "especially where Percy dresses up like the Kaiser and makes me breathe Mustard gas under the covers."

I made that last part up.  I hope my bride and I will emulate them, but I don't see anything there where Percy smoked 5 packs of Lucky's, and quaffed a quart of Scotch every day of his life.  Sigh.